We Rhinos are not gifted Palm Readers. True, our feet are criss-crossed with wrinkles, but We don’t seem able to determine what they might mean. Occasionally We peer at them, trying to make out what message they send. So far, nada.

The idea of reading the Future, or the Past, or the Whatever is fun. It is something to do Now, if only for a few moments.

Plus all Rhinos like the idea of Bandanas, right? Our fashion sensibilities cannot be suppressed.