As advertised, that’s about how thing are rumbling here. Not much of particular interest, Though on course for Destiny, and of good cheer.

See ya tomorrow.

The trees in some parts of the world divest themselves of their summer crop, which We Rhinos assume makes a positive movement, up there n the branches.

That said, We Rhinos have some reservations about the bountiful leaves the trees spread at our feet.

On the bright side, there are places where the trees conduct their business, yet do not require this autumnal supervision. Send kindly thoughts to Your Inner Rhino, if you please. We live in the center of a Forest.

Life in the WIld is aptly named, meaning exciting and unpredictable. There’s much to keep track of, not the least of the stimulation being the Weather.

Rhinos have lots of challenges on any given day, from Friday to Thursday, our schedules are demanding. That is the nature of life in the Wild, part of a Rhino Family Tradition- which is lengthy.

Fortunately, Rhinos are fans of Band-Aids, and have been from before they were invented.

Rhinos like miniature golf. It takes less time than bigtime golf, and the balls don’t get lost as easily. We play primarily after midnight and before full daylight. There was a time when ‘NO RHINOS’ signs were common, but a negotiation was successful. We play when the usual customers can’t see anyway. RMG is played the standard way, though the order of the holes is arbitrary. We play holes 1, 2, & 3, then We play whatever holes attract Us. The game goes on until We decide to call it a night.

We find the golf clubs difficult to maneuver, being sort of doll-sized. Golf is a game for the Patient, so even Rhinos are surprised that We undertake it. We save ourselves the aggravation of counting strokes since We don’t tabulate with even approximate accuracy. Thus, everybody wins.

Regarding yesterday’s post, We would never be able to play on a full sized course. We would lose interest and eat the plantings.

Louisa May Alcott (LMA) has been a huge name in publishing since 1868 when LITTLE WOMEN came out. LMA followed with a group of other successful novels, most notably, LITTLE MEN.

In the 19th Century, Rhinos did not have much to do with humans. We knew enough to avoid them, but their culture when at home was mysterious. So when We heard of LMA’s books, We assumed that there were humans who were small, as in ‘Little’. What LMA really meant was ‘young’ people, maturing. We were glad that got cleared up, but at the same time, We were somewhat disappointed. We liked the idea of Little People scampering about.

Rhinos are large, by almost any reckoning. So We mentally catalog smaller critters, of which there are plenty. Scale is intriguing; what’s bigger or smaller or heavier or has feathers or gills. Lots to think about. Think about it for a moment, and you’ll understand Us better.

Happy talk-like-a-PirrrRRrRrrate Day!!!!!!!!

FrrRRum Us to You!

Rhinos are adept at many athletic events, but jumping is not high on the list of Rhino Skills. We account for this shortfall as it relates to our weight. We are goodly critters, and We land heavily. We are talking Tons here, literally. Less jumping is good jumping, say We. We are pretty good skippers.

We are quick and nimble runners. Just ask anybody.