One of Nature’s strengths is a sense of Rhythm. Rhinos discovered that if it was spring last year, it is likely to be spring again, soonish.

We go into training every time it occurs to Us. Obviously We have a lot on our minds and things to attend to, other than the three seasons. Rhinos do have responsibilities, y’know.

To call Us ‘Dancing Fools’ might be an overstatement, but then again, it might not.

Wishing is most often an acknowledgement of our heart’s desires.

Why not give it a try?

What does a Rhino have to lose?

Some critters swear that they get more hairy when the moon in full. If there is a cure for that odd train of thought, it has yet to be discovered.

Food for conjecture, at the very least and perhaps.

Rhinos have been hairy, and in some cases still are, but that’s Nature’s Way. No sober critter would fool with N’sW. Rhinos salute and get with the program.

Not all Rhinos are receptive to hyper-intuition. However, these abilities are appraised on a sliding scale, and usually everybody gets some, one way or another.

We have no conscious control over these Inklings; they just pop out of wherever they hide out, and just as quickly depart. It is up to the given Rhino to evaluate the impression the Inkling has left, and share it wisely with the R. Community. Or particular friends.

Often a message is in black and white, but for Us Rhinos, oftener in retina-spasming color.

We find it rewarding to take a break and recall our place on the planet.

We set aside our individual nature, and connect with Nature Nature.

A good thing for everybody. And Us too.

Rhino lives are peppered with decisions. We don’t think of ourselves as cowardly, but We are cautious. Doubts may plague the day, but We can’t discount them with a saucy tra-la.

In the Wild, little missteps can have tumultuous results.

A Rhino can be taken by surprise, waking one day, realizing that all is not quite right, for one reason or another. Step One is then to pinpoint what’s the matter with the situation, and Step Two is figuring out what to do about it.

Often there are answers, but We Rhinos are not constitutionally formed to know what to do AND then do it. Good intentions, but often, haphazard delivery. We get distracted easily.

The fact is, Rhinos receive so many gifts from Nature that our obvious course of action is to stop Wallowing and Skip.

Rhinos cannot do Everything, but We are good at picking up skills as We do our rounds. Skills that need no equipment are best, as We have no way to transport equipment.

But We have high-level imaginations, and can practice up on the spur of the moment. And We do, mostly when nobody’s watching. Then We are all ready to go, if and when.

Rhinos like hypothetical accomplishments.

We Rhinos welcome March; it’s our tradition. Hello, March. Rorroworroworowwwor! Rfffff, Rfffff!

Lions themselves have very little sense of humor, We have found. So how come they get to make a fuss on March 1? Hm-Hmm?

A related question: Which month should have Rhinos for Day #1?

Preparing for Major Moments takes a lot of TLC. First, for the performer, and Second, for the Moment.

Rhinos do not get tuckered easily, but sometimes We do approach our limit.

And then, tick, tick, tick! and We’ve done it Again, so We can relax!