We are pleased to remind our Readers that today is National Coffee Cake Day.

Who could ask for more? Except perhaps for a second fork?

Wardrobe, Wardrobe!!!!

More is Better- just ask any Rhino! Or any Raccoon, for that matter!

Rhinos have spent very little time in outer space; We just never got around to it. It may be our loss, but We’ve never been entirely sure what We might have gained.

Eclipses are part of that starship experience, an event where the sun and the moon trade places or something, and the Earth goes dark for a bit. It is understandable how Eclipses have created some Exciting Times, but the good news is that the palpitations don’t last forever.

Eclipses help Rhinos get a sense of proportion; it turns out Rhinos are not the fanciest item on Nature’s smorgasbord.

Addiction is a tricky business, but Rhinos can easily be credited with a predilection for veggies, among which are CARROTS.

We are all for Carrots, and are constantly surprised at how much they improve our night vision. They do, honestly. Our diet plan is demanding, and if We had to stop chomping at twilight, or wait til full dawn to nibble, We Rhinos would shrink. And therefore, be unhappy. Or worse, moody.

Nobody wants that, especially We Rhinos.

“Acta est Fabula, Plaudite” means, “The Show’s over, so Applaud!”, in olde Latin. One of those phrases that the Romans used on appropriate occasions.

Rhinos think Latin can be impressive, especially after somebody tells Us what it means. Keeps folks guessing, which is always time well spent.

Th-th-th-that’s all, Folks!

We Rhinos often find ourselves in the Half-and-Half Department; 50% is Peeved with the Situation, and the other part is grateful the Situation ain’t worse.

If that is philosophy, so be it. Whatdahell?

Many critters depend on stealth for moving around undetected. On occasion, We Rhinos do give classes to those who can’t grasp the basics of creeping about without disturbing the peace.

We are not slithery, We Rhinos, just Masters of Discretion. A self-awarded title, We admit.

Rhinos do not slither around the landscape, trying to impress anybody. True that.

We do what We can to have a good time, or join in with anybody else who seems to be feeling upbeat. Why postpone a thrill? Good times can be contagious.

The thing to recall is: bring your band-aids. We never know when things will tumble over the brink.

The Rhino policy for Easter Egg collection is to keep cheery. That is the Rhino system, and is consistently effective. Humming and skipping enhance the quest, and those techniques seem to lure the Eggs themselves; they place themselves right in the path of the wily hunter.

Then the Cunning Collector swoops down on the prey, and fills the E. Basket in jig time.

All adds up to a satisfying safari. That said, one must be vigilant. Bear in mind, you are not scavenging alone.

Only 2 days left until We all hop into April, so We Rhinos figure it’s OK to suit up for the March Finale Number.

The March 1st Lion outfit was a big success, but We got a few complaints about how feirce it was. We did not intend to distress our Readers, but We figure a little excitement is good for the circulation. And y’all have had a month to get over the stimulation.

So here, more or less, We are in our Lambikins ensemble, complete with Shepherd. What more could a Reader hope for?