Not every Rhino can do this trick. And wouldn’t it be a bore if We could?

Rhinos do not labor in the conventional sense, Effort for Money. We have no money and if Rhinos need money, Nature has not informed Us. But We do understand the Effort side of the deal, and chew our way from the get-go to the grand finale.

Perhaps our Readers suppose eating enough to maintain a few tons would be easy. They would be wrong, particularly when the weather is against Us, making food scarce. We then look harder for a snack.

For Us Rhinos, Labor is not a choice; it is a necessity.

Rhinos are good at getting parenthood underway, but afterward, the mom-to-be is on her own. No problem there.

The issue becomes more wearing by the time month 16 of pregnancy rolls around. That is about how long it takes to make a 100-lb. RTot.

That’s when Labor Day takes on a whole new meaning. Believe it.

The saying goes, “Good Things come to those who wait.”

An upbeat thought, whatever relationship to facts it may, or may not, have.

Most of the time, We Rhinos are in one place, but our attention wanders from one awareness to another. A lot of factors, all available, but some more interesting than others, at any particular moment. A mental pantry of ingredients, recombining on request.

One advantage of this phenomenon is that Rhinos do not need to pack anything; it’s all part of the Starter Set.

We do admit that with Rhino Wits, some assembly is required.

Tomorrow is Friday, September 2.

The Facts of Life @ Your Inner Rhino.com!

A question: Are Rhinos Wild because We come from the Wilderness, or is the WIlderness the place We Rhinos made memorable?

Not an easy question, even for Us Rhinos.

Rhinos maintain our stately figures primarily through diet. But do like to keep up appearances, etc. When desperate, We resort to Organized Exercise.

A little goes a long way. That’s how We see it.

Rhinos aren’t often credited for our architetural accomplishments. A question: Should the critic who points out a shortcoming in a building be credited with its subsequent adjustment, or does the Big Cake go to the original architect? Puzzle it for yourself.

We Rhinos had many misgivings, the biggest one being: Architecture creates many Indoors. Rhinos do not now, nor did We ever, like Indoors. They seem so unnatural. What’s wrong with Outdoors, huh?

What is clear is that Rhino Influence was insufficient. Ah well, We could only try. Arguments seldom work if nobody listens.

Decisions, Decisions. It ain’t easy, say We Rhinos.

AND We say it often to anybody who will listen.