Rhinos like miniature golf. It takes less time than bigtime golf, and the balls don’t get lost as easily. We play primarily after midnight and before full daylight. There was a time when ‘NO RHINOS’ signs were common, but a negotiation was successful. We play when the usual customers can’t see anyway. RMG is played the standard way, though the order of the holes is arbitrary. We play holes 1, 2, & 3, then We play whatever holes attract Us. The game goes on until We decide to call it a night.

We find the golf clubs difficult to maneuver, being sort of doll-sized. Golf is a game for the Patient, so even Rhinos are surprised that We undertake it. We save ourselves the aggravation of counting strokes since We don’t tabulate with even approximate accuracy. Thus, everybody wins.

Regarding yesterday’s post, We would never be able to play on a full sized course. We would lose interest and eat the plantings.