This is one of the basic rules, We are what We eat. True, probably. What other ingredients are there?

But being curious critters, We Rhinos wonder just what We would be if We ate something else, not on the standard menu. Rocks, or butterflies, or whatever. We wonder.

Perhaps a good thing: We almost never try these Supposes out in practice. Our mothers assure Us that We won’t like the answer. Naturally We sneak small samples of improbable foodstuffs, and are pleased and surprised that our mothers know what they’re talking about.

Still, just so you Readers know; We do consider these questions…