If Magic Carpets are so Magical, why is it that the do not behave consistently? Hmm?

We assume that they need more cleaning, maintenance, than We are equal to, thus they just do whatever strikes them as jolly, leaving Us Rhinos without a sense that We are in control.

We guess you Readers already know how to get yours fixed, but We are not on their mailing list… or anyone else’s, now that We mention it.