Rhinos play cards by our own unusual rules. We practice looking tough and decisive, rolling our eys and squinting a good deal (heh-heh, get it?). We like giving cards and getting cards, but how to proceed from there… very mysterious. Body Language is useful. Much interpretive grunting and shifting in our seats. Then We play the cards, looking sly, then We lose.

Card games have one advantage, namely the cards themselves. They have colorful pictures on them. Snappy. Rhino card games don’t last long, since the rules make so little sense. And what sense they do make, is way beyond Rhino concentration abilities.

Then We lose our minds and tempers, growl and rant, and all play “52 Pick-Up”. Or however many cards there are left.