Rhinos have spent very little time in outer space; We just never got around to it. It may be our loss, but We’ve never been entirely sure what We might have gained.

Eclipses are part of that starship experience, an event where the sun and the moon trade places or something, and the Earth goes dark for a bit. It is understandable how Eclipses have created some Exciting Times, but the good news is that the palpitations don’t last forever.

Eclipses help Rhinos get a sense of proportion; it turns out Rhinos are not the fanciest item on Nature’s smorgasbord.