Before We get embroiled, please note that neither hedgehogs nor flamingoes were harmed in the creation of this post. Indeed, there was a work stoppage from the flamingoes, all of whom walked out (no, they flew not.) The US Croquet Association kindly loaned us a mallet alternative.

Croquet has a reputation for charm and gentility, but We Rhinos find it hard to rein in our more volcanic side when engaged on the turf. Why tap the ball when We could whack it a block or two?

Today, the Croquet Association is getting together in Florida to make schemes and policies about their Great Game. Sounds exciting to Us Rhinos, even if We have no idea of what they’re doing.