Today, February 29, is the extra added day to keep the Gregorian Calendar mostly accurate. Leap Year only comes around every four years, making it extraordinary and unquestionably glamorous.

Rhinos like to take advantage of any special event, whether We grasp what is going on or not. What We lack in scientific curiosity, Rhinos make up for in our skills at shaking ourselves silly and giggling, fizzing, etc. And Leaping.

The Aftermath: it only takes a day or two to recover, as a general rule. Or three.