Today there is no place where it both snows and Rhinos reside naturally. The result is what you might expect: Rhinos know of snow only by exotic tales and rumors. Part of what We understand is logical and sensible, yet it is flavored and skewed by fantasy and song.

Long ago Rhinos dealt with wintery conditions for eons. Different times, different realities. As things warmed up, so did our home locales, resulting in the lusty toasty critters We are today.

We probably have romanticised snow and winter and figure skating, which, all things considered, is a mostly minor confusion. In a few million years, all this may well sort itself out. It’s usual.

Until then, Rhino Snowball Fights may have to wait.