In the Pleistocene Epoch, oh-so-long-ago, for reasons known to Nature, but not to Us, it was COLD and COLDER.

We Rhinos adjusted, mostly by Fur or Wool or whatever, keeping ourselves warm enough, which is sometimes plenty. Was it a lot of fun? Possibly not, but it did do the trick, and the Rhino family pressed on for as long as it took.

Then, when things heated up, We slowed the fur program. By the way, We didn’t restrict ourselves to particular fur patterns; We followed our own muse, as usual. Snappy, n’est-ce pas?

You want to live 50 milion years? Dance to the Drummer who’s available!