Glowing in the Dark is not easy to do, and takes a lot of energy. Rhinos can’t be bothered, but that does not mean We are incapable of doing it. Usually one go-round with bioluminescence is enough, in a Lifetime.

Rhinos are, as you know, a zesty gang, but frankly, We don’t get the appeal. We Glow, yes, but the whole business is draining. Naturally, We don’t like to squander our pep. Who knows when We may need it? The pep that is.

We do admit, Rhinos like looking spooooky. Who wouldn’t?