We Rhinos sometimes forget that many plants never have a chance to go anywhere; they are not equipped for the task. Rhinos are fully aware that the plants are probably well adjusted to their situation, going for a stroll is not on the menu. (Likewise, Rhinos have no wings.)

Still, We like to take a junior plant out for an airing. Plants doubtless have feelings about the whole business, but they don’t speak Rhino, and vice versa. So We take it that our efforts on their behalf are appreciated.

Nurses, baby nurses specifically, used to dress along these lines. Before that, We used to wear nothing at all, and that worked just fine also.