Today is National Dessert Day. (No, those of you Readers who doubt our sources, We do not make up these occasions.) Truly. Who decides the accolades of these many events? If We knew, We Rhinos would not divulge it too much, though We hate to pass up Anybody’s celebration. Especially those involving food.

Many desserts feature sugar, which has a bad reputation. Rhinos find that too much dessert can give a Rhino a headache, but We opine that if We ate a Lot More Sugar, We would develop a greater tolerance over time.

We hereby unofficially offer ourselves for running extensive tests of our theory. We make good team players on dietary questions. AND We do not need parking space!