Many workers agree to use a coded jargon on a daily basis. The military, technologists, sportscasters, all come to mind. When these groups get going, the code is incomprehensible, if you haven’t been initiated. Piracy is no different, really.

In today’s illustration We have skipped Billy Bones and shivered timbers references, and cut right to the essence of the business, the “Aaaaargh”. Time spent practicing is never wasted, and various rhythms, volumes, and accents are all possible, once you get your bearings. In sum, you should aim for a growl or roar. Get that into your repertoire, and you are set to chat with other would-be pirates.

Also, get yourself an eye patch if you can. Or a parrot.