To preclude a Reader Riot, We are celebrating the Full Moon right away. We are aware that We often miss the actual date We’re extolling by a few minutes. Not telling Time, as Rhinos don’t, it does not seem like much of an issue, but in case it does, We regret causing a fuss.

While investigating your Inner Rhino, it might be a good exercise to relax about these elective deadlines. Why tear out your hair about events you had forgotten existed?

Things often smell sweeter at night, We think. And Rhinos have had lots of practice testing our theory on the matter. Millions of years worth.