The Rhino Connection with snails is hazy, though it is not Entirely out of the question. We think this because there are so many snail devisions that We figure We must connect up somewhere along the line.

Rhinos use this sort of demi-logic when We wonder what being a lemur or pelikan would be like; We just imagine ourselves in action, but different.

One thing We do know: if We were snails, We might move slower than We do nowadays.