Rhino mothers are a cunning bunch; full of tricks of the trade. Rhino Tots are all raised by our Moms, that’s just how it is.

One astonishing skill is the use of the Sass-o-Meter. Mom wets a finger and puts it on your forehead, and she can tell right away just how whacko you are getting. Corrective Measures are then doled out, depending on the Sass-o-Meter reading.

And the cussed feature of the system is that it is always right; ask any Mom.