Rhinos are serene by nature, but sometimes a Wild Notion drops by, selling Us Discontent, a sense that by acquiring this astounding novelty, We will be easily a dozen times Better Off. Doubt it not!

P.T. Barnum (gone but not forgotten) was born today, but back in 1810. He did not invent Razzle Dazzle, but he did teach it a thing or two. He created needs Rhinos didn’t know We had, and fortunately, he had just the solution, right up his sleeve! Marvelous, in four directions at once, with a spare in his hip pocket!

Flim-Flam has an interesting feature: the con job is something We each pull on ourselves. Rhinos step right up and invest, sight unseen. Are We nuts?!?!?

Often enough, yes.